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A Brief History of DragonsIn the early days, according to the few records uncorrupted by the influence of psychotropes, dragons were fully organic creatures that lived in immense aeries throughout the Void, mostly in the mountain range once known as the Red Cliffs (later renamed the White Cliffs, in reference to the dragon excrement that covers it). These ancient dragons were gargantuan, powerful, and totally fucking metal, but they were also destructive, vengeful, and retarded, and there was no magic spell in existence that could curtail their myopic wrath.
Inevitably an enterprising (and possibly chemically imbalanced) mage named Achendorff the Ill-Advised got it in his head to magically fuse the boundless might of a dragon with the boundless self-importance of a human. The records are unclear as to whether his intent was to create a world-conquering army or a world-renowned taste sensation, but the end result was a dragon in a much smarter, svelter, and more manipulable package known as a Draconid. For what
The Dragon User's Manual--THE DRAGON USER'S MANUAL--
Congratulations on your purchase/birthday gift/illicit acquisition/blood barter of a CanonFire Corporation D-800 Personal Defense Unit! The PDU, or "Dragon", was invented over a thousand years ago, and it has been a faithful slave of humanity for more than fifteen non-consecutive years. By incorporating the latest in mana-synthesis technologies, today's dragon is better-equipped than ever to improve your life and keep your home smelling dragon-fresh.
Chapter 1 - Getting Started
Before you hatch your dragon from its OviTec Dragon Egg, make sure you have all of the following items:
(1) OviTec Dragon Egg
(1) CanonFire Cosmic Reaction Codex® Headset
(1) CanonFire Slavemaker® Inhibitor Collar
(1) Melee weapon (your choice)
(1) Hexagonal crank
(1) Dragon medallion
When you are ready to hatch the OviTec Dragon Egg, insert the hexagonal crank (A) into hole (B) (see fig. 1) and turn
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